APPETIZERS

CRISSCUT FRIES

Seasoned crisscut fries. Crispy and full of flavor. Sour cream on request.

FRIED MEATBALLS

Our delicious meatballs quartered and deep fried to crispy perfection. Served with meat or marinara sauce.

GARLIC BREAD

Toasted French bread topped with tasty garlic butter.

Add cheese.

CRANKY STICKS

A ten inch pizza crust, real garlic butter, and a mound of mozzarella. Served with your choice of sauce

MAC & CHEESE BITES

Creamy mac and cheese in a crispy batter. A twist on a kid’s favorite

MOZZARELLA CHEESE STICKS

Wisconsin cheese hand rolled in our famous pizza crust and fried to a golden brown, served with hot marinara or meat dipping sauce.

FRENCH FRIES

Thick cut skin on french fries, freid to a golden brown

CHIPPERS

Fresh homade deep fried potato chips, fried to a perfect crispiness

HAND-BREADED MUSHROOMS

Our own recipe. Plump whole white mushrooms lightly coated in bread crumbs and fried to perfection.

BATTERED ONION RINGS

Sweet Yellow Onion sliced into rings, dipped in savory batter and fried until crisp and delectable.

CHEESE CURDS

Genuine Wisconsin cheddar cheese curd coated in seasoned bread crumbs and deep fried

WINGS

Bone-in or boneless, tossed in one of our signature sauces. Choose from buffalo, barbeque, garlic parmesan, our pizza sauce, or plain

Soup and Salad Bar As A Meal.

Add Soup and Salad Bar to any pizza or sandwich.

PAT’S PASTAS

A large helping of pasta prepared to order smothered in one of our fantastic sauces.

Step 1. Choose your Pasta

Spaghetti, ziti, meat or cheese ravioloi, cheese tortellini, or our featured pastas

Step 2. Choose your sauce.

ur homemade Alfredo, meat or marinara sauce. Topped with our homemade meat or marinara sauce which simmers for over 10 hours!

Step 3. Add meatball or sausage

Step 4. Choose your bread.

French, Garlic, or Garlic with Cheese

Attention cheese lovers, try one of our pastas baked!

We will pile these with mozzarella and throw ’em in the pizza oven until golden brown.

Cranky Pat’s Lasagna

A casserole supreme, made with our homemade Italian meat sauce, a blend of spices, and Wisconsin cheese.

All above pastas include soup and salad.

Not so hungry?

Bowl of spaghetti or single topping pizza by the slice.

SANDWICHES

Served with chippers.
Upgrade to:
– fries $1
– crisscuts $2
– potato salad $2
– coleslaw $2
– onion rings $1

ROAST BEEF

Delicately seasoned and slowly roasted, served on our freshly toasted French bread.

POOR BOY

This house favorite hero has Copicola ham, Genoa salami, and Wisconsin provolone cheese. Cold or toasted.

ITALIAN SAUSAGE

Our own made from scratch Italian sausage, smothered in delicious meat sauce.

MEATBALL

Our hand-made, XXL meatballs with rich meat sauce. You will need extra napkins!

CHICKEN SANDWICH

Crispy breast of chicken on toasted French bread topped with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

BUFFALO CHICKEN

A chicken breast fillet deep fried and doused in a spicy buffalo sauce with lettuce and ranch dressing.

CHICKEN PAREMESAN

A crispy chicken breast with marinara and mozzarella cheese on toasted French bread.

Our World-Famous Pizza

We make pizza the way you like it. Your choice of sauce, from our traditional tomato-based, Garlic butter, or BBQ. Choose from our Specialties or build your own. If you can dream it – We can make it

PAT’S SPECIAL

It’s two pizzas worth of toppings on one crust. Longer to make, longer to bake, but well worth the wait. Double helpings of sausage and mushroom, plus two extra toppings of your choice.

TOP ROW

Sausage, pepperoni, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms.

BIG MEAT

Loaded with sausage, pepperoni, ham, and bacon. This pizza is over 1/3 meat!

Try adding chicken.

MAUI WAUI

Pineapple and Canadian bacon.

Try adding jalapeno.

MARGHERITA

Mozzarella, tomato, and fresh basil.

Try adding garlic or feta.

GARDEN

Mushroom, tomato, green peppers, onions, and black olives.

Try with our garlic butter sauce.

BARBEQUE CHICKEN

Chicken, green peppers, and onions. Made with our sweet and tangy barbeque sauce.

Try adding pineapple or jalapeno.

CHICKEN ALFREDO

Grilled chicken, fresh mushrooms and minced garlic. Made with our creamy Alfredo sauce.

Try adding artichoke hearts.

POOR BOY

Modeled after our famous Poor Boy sandwich. Featuring garlic butter sauce, oregano, Capicollo Ham, Genoa Salami, and provolone cheese.

Build Your Own

We supply the canvas, you create the masterpiece. Includes delicious hand-made crust, perfectly seasoned sauce, real cheese, and one traditional topping.

TRADITIONAL TOPPINGS

Sausage, Green Pepper, Anchovies, Extra Cheese, Mushrooms (fresh or canned), Pepperoni, Green Olives, Black Olives, or Minced Garlic.

SPECIALTY TOPPINGS

Canadian bacon, Tuna, Chicken, Pepperoncini, Sauerkraut, Spinach, Jalapenos (fresh or canned), Pineapple, Tomato Pieces, Feta, Bacon, Basil, Artichoke Hearts, Capicollo Ham, Genoa Salami.

*Onion – FREE

Shrimp – Market Price

NOT SO HUNGRY? TRY A PIZZA BY THE SLICE!

PLACE YOUR ODER FROM YOUR PHONE

ONLINE ORDERING NOW AVAILABLE

We’ve parternered with Toast to make it easy to place your order on the go. Simply enter your order on their site and we’ll take care of the rest.

Weekly Meal Specials

MONDAY

DINNER BUFFET 5PM-8PM

All You Can Eat Pizza, Soup, and Salad.

TUESDAY

BOGO 1/2

Buy a large and get a medium one topping pizza at 1/2 price.

WEDNESDAY

KID’S NIGHT

Kids eat free with purchase of an adult meal.

THURSDAY

APPETIZER NIGHT

Buy one get one at 1/2 price.

DAILY

LUNCH BUFFET

All you can eat – 11AM TO 2PM

CATCH THEM BEFORE THEY BLOW UP

LIVE MUSIC

We’ve been booking live music for over a decade and have been fortunate to have some amazing artists grace our stage before they go on to a national audience. Bands like Trampled By Turtles, The Big Wu, Cory Chisel, Robert Ellis, and The Hackensaw Boys.